I will hopefully write about Europe on here when i catch up on my journaling. I am behind in many things but till then i have something funny for you to read! =] Enjoy!
Next Survivor Series
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car
and three kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance
classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his three kids, keep his assigned
house clean, correct all homework, complete science
projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend"
bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget money for
groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends
and relatives and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut
appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per
child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned
house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it presentable
at all times.
The men will have access to television only when the kids
are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn
themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish
shoes, and keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure
severe abdominal cramps and back aches and have extreme,
unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings and church and find
time at least once each week to spend the afternoon at the
park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in
the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth, and
comb their hair by 7:00 a.m.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each
father will be required to know all of the following
information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe
size, clothing size, and doctor's name. He also must know
the child's weight and length at birth, time of birth, and
length of labor; and each child's favorite color, middle
name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, and biggest fear. He also will know what they
all want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The
last man wins only if he still has enough energy to spend
quality time with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning
the right to be called Mother!
