Im finally not sick!

Yay!!!!! Im finally not sick anymore! I've gotten over a cough+ cold+sore throat+flu! Im almost didnt think i would surivive=] I though i was good enough to go to school yesterday but when i got home i realized that i wasnt as good as i thought i was. Today was a little boring i just did homework and cleaned the house because tomorrow were having the JV team over for ice cream:) Which should be a lot of fun. I got this forward from a friend about modesty the other day and its for guys and girls the link is www.therebelution.com/modestysurvey so if you guys want to check it out its really interesting and worth it=]

Golf season is starting on Monday at Grace Academy and im pretty excited it should be alot of fun and i read a golf joke today that was pretty funny here it is...

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was
expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.

Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was
mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate player must
have tossed away. It was in good condition, so I picked it
up and continued on.

When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two
golfers stared at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand and
a golf club in the other, and behind me was a clear-cut
swath leading out of the woods.

"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to
lose his ball!"


Hope you guys have a good day!

Valintines Day

I didnt do a Vday blog so here it is and sorry its late=]

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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the chuppa (wedding canopy) and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front row responded with ripples of laughter. Even the rabbi smiled broadly. The groom watched his bride nervously.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

***
Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"

Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another one."

***
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother explained, keeping it simple.

The child thought for a moment and said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

***
Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, "We've been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night goes by without him complaining about the food."

The other woman said, "That's awful. Doesn't it bother you?"

The first one said, "Why should I object if he doesn't like his own cooking?"

***
A grandmother overheard 5-year-old Christy "playing wedding." The wedding vows went like this:

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you. You have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

***
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

Little kids...

KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't
worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening \n of his baby brother in
church,
Jason sobbed all the way home \n in the back seat of
the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."


A Sunday \n school teacher asked her children as they

were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,
Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys \n began to argue over who would get the
first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can
wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with \n his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,> grabbed \n his hand, and led him to the shor
where a seagull lay dead in the \n sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died \n and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and \n then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.",
After the christening of his baby brother in
church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of
the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,
Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the
first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can
wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people
to dinner?"

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
answered.The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people
to dinner?"


Well, i thought these were very cute..Hope someone out there is reading this and enjoyed them lol Have a good day!