Wild Cuisine
I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting
and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild
game.
We eat so much wild game, in fact, that one evening as I set
a platter of broiled venison steaks on the dinner table, my
ten-year-old daughter looked up and said:
"Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived in the woods."
Poisoned Coffee
A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her
husband.
"After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the
breakfast table and watched your husband drink it. Tell me,
didn't you feel the slightest bit of pity for him?" the
defense attorney prompted.
"Yes," she replied, "I think there was one moment when I
felt sorry for him."
"And when was that?"
"When he asked for his second cup."
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