A new post!

I know I have not written on here for a long period of time, and i am sorry for that. I do not know if too many people actually read my blog..I hope that i can write things that are worth it enough for others to spend time reading. I am mainly sitting down and writing again because i have time. I am home instead of at school because i am sick. I have caught a wonderful sinus infection, cold, cough, etc. I think i finally got sick because God wants me to rest a little bit before i go back to school and tackle everything. That normally happens to people in my family. =] Well, only my dad and I. My dad and I tend to go, go, go until we are too exhausted and we collapse and get sick. :) My mom has learned to recognize these signs and she tries to stop us before we collapse, but it didn't work this time... So because of me not stopping and sleeping i am laying here in my bed, drinking lemon water and periodically sneezing.=] Its a lot of fun=] I try to put something funny on my blog every now and then and the joke i hae to put up is funny, yet ironically sad. Tell me what you think=]

How times have changed

Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into
the school parking lot with his shotgun in his gun rack.
1957 - The vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's
shotgun, goes to his car, and gets his own shotgun to show
Jack.
2007 - The school goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, and
Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun
again. Counselors are called in for traumatized students and
teachers.

Scenario:
Jeffrey won't be still in class and disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the office and is given a good
paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still,
and does not disrupt the class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a
zombie and is tested for ADD. The school gets extra money
from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad
gives him a spanking with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,
goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is
removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state
psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being
abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom
falls for the psychologist.

Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his
knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him
to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on
playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses
her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny
undergoes five years of therapy.